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I need a drink

My seven year old came home today and told me she had a boyfriend.

I need a drink.

I have been doing this parenting gig for nearly eight years now, and the married thing for fifteen years.  At this point I have a vague memory of when I used to be fun and talk about things that did not directly pertain to the hilarious thing the baby did today.  But most of those stories start, “Once upon a time, mommy had a life…”

As the child is headed firmly out the front door and into second grade it seems like a good time to rediscover my mojo, and what is more adult than wine and chocolate pairings.  The fact that I am also on a countdown to divorce means these kinds of adulting skills are going to need some brushing up along with shirts that don’t have stains, and a list of what the cool kids are doing these days after 8pm.

So there I was, alone for the evening.  I had an agenda of Netflix binge watching to attend to and it occurred to me I should celebrate the occasion of my daughter’s first boyfriend with a glass of wine (or four), except I had no wine. I couldn’t actually remember the last time I had a glass of wine.  This needed to be fixed.  Luckily, I am an adult with a set of car keys and no bedtime so I headed out to remedy the situation.

I stood in the wine aisle at the grocery store staring at labels and wondering which of the choices were going to transform me into a rockstar parent who could handle such things as seven year olds with boyfriends, when I got the brilliant idea to drink something that was both economical and practical.

Box Wine.

IMG_9073As a child I can remember my mother burying all of her hopes and dreams in a box of vino bliss and I decided that I should begin my journey at the base of my family tree and go with the classic box I had known from the kitchen counter of my childhood but never had tasted.

I pulled the box off the shelf with a bit more glee than was likely necessary, but if I am going to spend $12 on a few gallons of wine, a bit of joy is in order. Feeling like a true connoisseur, I took my Franzia Chillable Red to the checkout.

“Why yes, I am going to Netflix and chill… why do you ask?”  Apparently I was the only one in line who thought my dad jokes were funny.

I got my prize home and grabbed my phone to discuss my brilliance by text with a friend.  The conversation went something like this:

“OMG!! It’s totally mommy juice! It is exactly alcoholic grape juice…”

“Sounds awful.”

“It really is.”

“You bought box wine, what did you expect?”

“I put it over crushed ice and it got better.”

“Stay classy San Diego.”

“I know what this is… this is teenage sex at a shitty house party.  It seems all grown up and awesome, and then you have no idea what you are doing, and you end up with iced grape juice that kinda gets you drunk and is massively anticlimactic.”

“LOL I think you can get a job reviewing wines!”

“…Second glass.  Now I am kinda tipsy, and damn that was bad wine, but kinda good grape juice over ice. Maybe next time I turn it into sangria. I paired it with a handful of leftover Halloween chocolates.  Go me!”

“You seriously need to up your game.”

There are moments in life when it becomes crystal clear that it is time to grow beyond your parents’ choices. As my friend so kindly pointed out, my current taste in wine is heading for life support and it is time to dust it off and give it a serious once over.

Stay tuned for the next installment of Lisa gets a life.  Also know as Sex, Wine and Chocolate… the adventure begins.

Christianity, King David, and the justification of sexual assault

CN: sexual assault, religion, clergy

I grew up with a rapist/ child sex offender.  I didn’t know it at the time, but he was there.  I was also very lucky to not have been his primary target.  That doesn’t mean I escaped without my own wounds.  For years, I had no idea what was wrong with me and why I viewed the world and relationships the way that I did.  It has taken a long time to unravel the past and enter into the future.

When I discovered that Christianity Today’s publication, The Leadership Journal included a piece by a child sex offender and former pastor who uses the forum to discuss his first person account of how he made the leap from youth pastor to rapist and convicted felon, I was curious, then upset, then plain outraged.

That article is exactly like talking to the rapist/ child sex offender I grew up with.  The unnamed man in the article, blames his wife and failing marriage for driving him to what he calls an “extra-marital affair.”  Because, in his mind it was a consensual relationship, and therefore he didn’t rape her.  That concept is probably upsetting and  ridiculous to him. In his mind they were in love, and she “adored” him.  Nowhere in this article does he take responsibility for grooming her, abusing her and leaving her destroyed in the wake of his “sin.” His biggest regrets seem to be having to leave his ministry, losing his family and going to jail.  Not the girl, she’s not part of his regrets or his thought process.

The Journal gives five pages of space to a rapist to justify his actions.  This man goes on about how everyone is temped by sin, and warns against giving into the temptation.  Not because abusing a child wrong, or harmful to, but rather, the implication is, because you might get caught and lose everything.  He is doing that thing that rapist do; he is assuming that all men think the way he does.  He gives a half-apology for is actions, calling them simply, a “sin,” and negating all responsibility because he couldn’t help it, and the girl was willing, and wanted to be with him too.  He discusses how they were both upset by the temptation and sin of their relationship.  He puts the abuse back on her, as if it is at all her fault that a grown man in his 30’s, a respected man in her church, and friend of the family,  groomed, seduced and raped her as child.

  • Nowhere in this piece was the voice of the victim, or any victim, heard.
  • Nowhere in this piece was the mention of consent ever discussed.
  • Nowhere in this piece was the concept of victim grooming described.
  • Nothing in this article was about taking responsibility or preventing this from happening again.

Rapists believe they are normal, and all men think like they do.  Most of them are average looking members of the community with spouses, and families, and respected jobs.  They are coaches, friends, neighbors and they are the one at the summer BBQ who makes that uncomfortable  joke about women being objects to see if anyone will push back.  When nothing happens, they give themselves a pass, after all, boys will be boys, and he couldn’t help himself, she was a slut anyway, look how she was dressed, she was asking for it…. need I go on?

We hear these comments in the voices of our friends and family and we let them pass without incident.  We don’t want to believe that this person is capable of rape.  So we laugh nervously, and change the subject or worse, agree.  That is the same as permission in the mind of a rapist.  Stop that people.  When you see a comment of Facebook about “girls like that” and “boys will be boys” say something.  When you hear it on the sports field, in the office, or at you dinner table, speak up.  Let these men know that rape isn’t funny, and it isn’t sex and it isn’t a relationship, it’s sexual assault.  Let the women around you hear you when you stand up for women and the boys and girls who get abused each day.

Be outraged.

If you are a Christian, take the time to talk about this issue. Don’t blame the victim.  Don’t talk about what the victim can do to prevent this from happening.  Talk about consent.  Use the words rape and abuse instead of calling it a “sexual relationship,” because it was neither sex, nor a relationship. Then talk about it again, and again and again.   Don’t allow rape to be called a “sexual sin” or “moral failing”.  This is not adultery.  Don’t allow assault and abuse to be minimized in your homes, your churches or houses of worship.

David begehrt Batseba. Maler des 17. Jahrhunderts. Öl auf Leinwand. 141 x 169 cm. Via Wikipedia Commons. Image is public domain.
David begehrt Batseba. Maler des 17. Jahrhunderts. Öl auf Leinwand. 141 x 169 cm. Via Wikipedia Commons. Image is public domain.

This pastor, like the rapist/ child sex-offender in my life, used the story of David and Bathsheba as one of his favorite stories of the bible.  David was a King, that saw a woman he wanted.  He had her.  When she got pregnant and the baby couldn’t be passed off as the husbands, David and had the man sent to the front lines of war to be killed, so he could take Bathsheba for himself .  Nice.  The narrative is from the point of view of David, one of God’s chosen men.  Never in many years of hearing this story from the pulpit  have I ever heard anyone consider if Bathsheba could have said no.  David was a King, did he have consent? Could this woman have told the King no when he wanted her in his bed?  How many rapists in the church will look to this story, see themselves, and use the favored status God had for David and tell themselves that it’s okay for them to rape/assault/molest women and children because they are just like David, and it’s going to be okay.

It’s not okay, it’s never been okay, and religious groups, like The Leadership Journal, need to stop making excuses for sexual crime, silencing victims and publishing stories like “the spiritual sin that destroyed [the rapist’s] life.”

The following ladies had some great things to say on this subject, I highly recommend a click through, and a Facebook link to their articles.  I didn’t include a link to the original piece because I don’t want to drive traffic from this space to theirs.

If you are on  twitter, send your opinions along with #TakeDownThatPost to @CTmagazine and @Leadership_Jnl.

An Open Letter to Christianity Today” by Elizabeth Esther
Christianity Today Publishes a Rapist’s Story” by Libby Anne
Because it’s Time to Take Down That Post” by Tamara Rice
On How the Church Discusses Abuse: Denying the Endorsement” by Dianna Anderson
Because Purity Culture Harbors Rape and Abuse” by Suzannah Paul
Why did a Journal for Christian Pastors Give a Platform to a Sexual Predator?” By Hännah Ettinger and Becca Rose

“Leadership Journal, Christianity Today and #TakeDownThatPost” by Samantha Field

*** Thankfully, not all men are rapists.  There are many, many good and wonderful men in the world and I am thankful that they exist.  They have a job to do beyond being  a good guy.  They are the ones women and children need most to stand up to their peers and stop the culture of rape and assault.  It’s not enough to be a good guy alone in your own home.  Be the voice in the office, in your school, on your sports team, in the locker room and at your church that stops the slut shaming, victim blaming and the slide into rape-is-funny banter.  Rape isn’t a woman’s issue, it’s a cultural issue, and a men’s issue, and a children’s issue, and it affects everyone.  Don’t stand by and be too polite to say something.  You might save a life.